Sitting in the doctors office so long my butt fell asleep. They finally called me at 11:30 for my 9:45 appointment. If you have ever tried to walk when your butt cheeks are asleep, you know it is not a pretty sight. When I left 30 minutes later, my butt was no longer asleep and I was walking fine. Some of the people were still in the waiting room.
I exclaimed – “I can walk! It’s a miracle! He healed me.”
The nurse looked horrified that every patient would expect miracles. Well, you made me wait 2 hours for a referral form.
Or maybe I should have added the disclaimer, ‘Individual results may vary.” LOL